ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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