You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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