hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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