Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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