Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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