Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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