I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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