I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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