How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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