Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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