He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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