I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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