is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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