I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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