I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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