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Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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