Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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