You smell like stripper and shame
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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