I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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