So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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