We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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