You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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