I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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