4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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