your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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