We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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