and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
