are you so shy because you have an std?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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