I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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