Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks