peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID