Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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