id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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