I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I need help removing her.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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