Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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