I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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