I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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