Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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