so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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