so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
