"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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