she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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