So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You were trust falling into bushes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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