put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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