You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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