Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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