I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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