I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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