So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is not my ceiling
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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