We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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