Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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