Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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