when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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