a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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