Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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